....somewhere, a certain Brooklyn classroom just got real quiet.
This vintage-style tee delivers the message loud and clear (in typewriter font, no less) and signs off with a wink from Epstein’s mom herself. Soft, durable, and just cryptic enough to get knowing nods from the old-school crowd.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (because polyester’s for gym shorts) • Classic fit, lightweight feel • Double-stitched for conspiracy-level durability • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, like a true straight-A student • Quarter-turned to avoid center creases • Sweathog-approved
